[Astarion pouts, or at least as much as a bat can pout.]
Oh, you think this is funny, don't you? [He heard that laugh, sir!!] If this blasted hotel isn't compelling us to kiss people, or to bite people, then it's making us change shape into something we're not!
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Oh, you think this is funny, don't you? [He heard that laugh, sir!!] If this blasted hotel isn't compelling us to kiss people, or to bite people, then it's making us change shape into something we're not!
I just wanted a spa day, is that so much to ask?