[Bah, as Gale would say: pish-posh.]

Please, that would make it too easy. And when it's too easy, then I'm not stealing anything. I'm just performing a chore for the man down the hall for the sake of his amusement.

[And he's no one's dancing monkey!]

Then I'll meet you at the cafeteria entrance in just a bit from now. [Clasping his hands together, eagerly.] This will be fun.